Terms of Service
By using this store you're agreeing to play by the rules. They're reasonable rules. Grumpy wrote them on a good day.
The terms "we," "us," and "our" refer to The Grumpy Sound Guy Store. By visiting, interacting with, or using our Services, you agree to be bound by these Terms of Service and our Privacy Policy.
Section 1 — Access & Account
By agreeing to these Terms, you confirm you are at least the age of majority in your state or province of residence. You are solely responsible for maintaining the security of your account credentials and all activity under your account. You may not transfer, sell, assign, or license your account to anyone else.
Section 2 — Our Products
We make every effort to accurately represent our products. However, colors and appearance may vary based on your device settings. We do not warrant that product quality will meet your expectations or match exactly what is depicted on screen. Product descriptions and availability are subject to change at any time without notice.
Section 3 — Orders
When you place an order, you are making an offer to purchase. Your order is not accepted until we confirm it and process payment. We reserve the right to decline any order at our discretion. Review your order carefully before submitting — cancellation requests after acceptance may not be accommodated. All purchases are subject to our Refund Policy.
Section 4 — Prices & Billing
Prices are subject to change without notice. The price charged will be the price in effect at the time your order is placed. Posted prices do not include taxes, shipping, or handling unless expressly stated. You agree to provide accurate, complete payment information and authorize all charges incurred.
Section 5 — Shipping & Delivery
All delivery times are estimates only and are not guaranteed. We are not liable for delays caused by shipping carriers, customs, or events outside our control. Once transferred to the carrier, risk of loss passes to you.
Section 6 — Intellectual Property
All content on the Services — including trademarks, text, images, graphics, audio, and design — is owned by The Grumpy Sound Guy Store or its licensors and is protected by applicable intellectual property laws. You may use the Services for personal, non-commercial use only. Unauthorized use may violate federal and state intellectual property laws.
Section 7 — Optional Tools
We may provide access to third-party tools "as is" and "as available" without warranty of any kind. Use of optional third-party tools is entirely at your own risk.
Section 8 — Third-Party Links
The Services may contain links to third-party websites. We are not responsible for their content, accuracy, or practices. Accessing third-party sites is at your own risk.
Section 9 — Relationship With Shopify
The Grumpy Sound Guy Store is powered by Shopify. Any sales and purchases are made directly with The Grumpy Sound Guy Store. Shopify is not responsible for any aspect of transactions between you and us, including any injury, damage, or loss resulting from purchased products.
Section 10 — Privacy Policy
All personal information collected through the Services is subject to our Privacy Policy and, where applicable, Shopify's Privacy Policy.
Section 11 — Feedback
Any feedback, reviews, or suggestions you submit grant us a perpetual, worldwide, royalty-free license to use for any purpose, including operating and improving the Services. You represent that you own all rights to your feedback and that it complies with these Terms.
Section 12 — Errors, Inaccuracies & Omissions
We reserve the right to correct any errors, inaccuracies, or omissions and to change or update information or cancel orders at any time without prior notice.
Section 13 — Prohibited Uses
You may use the Services for lawful purposes only. Prohibited uses include: unlawful activity, intellectual property infringement, harassment, transmitting false information, spam, impersonation, scraping, automated access, and circumventing security measures. We reserve the right to terminate your account for any violation without notice.
Section 14 — Agents
Any software or service acting autonomously on behalf of a user ("Agent") must identify itself in all HTTP/HTTPS requests, must not mimic human behavior or circumvent CAPTCHAs, and must respond truthfully when asked whether interactions are from a human or computer. We may limit Agent access by technical means at any time.
Section 15 — Termination
We may terminate your access to the Services at any time without notice. You remain liable for all amounts due up to the date of termination. Sections covering Intellectual Property, Feedback, Disclaimer of Warranties, Limitation of Liability, Indemnification, and Governing Law survive termination.
Section 16 — Disclaimer of Warranties
THE SERVICES AND ALL PRODUCTS ARE PROVIDED "AS IS" AND "AS AVAILABLE" WITHOUT WARRANTIES OF ANY KIND, EITHER EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE, OR NON-INFRINGEMENT. WE DO NOT GUARANTEE THAT USE OF THE SERVICES WILL BE UNINTERRUPTED, TIMELY, SECURE, OR ERROR-FREE.
Section 17 — Limitation of Liability
TO THE FULLEST EXTENT PROVIDED BY LAW, THE GRUMPY SOUND GUY STORE AND ITS AFFILIATES, AGENTS, AND SERVICE PROVIDERS SHALL NOT BE LIABLE FOR ANY INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL, PUNITIVE, SPECIAL, OR CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES ARISING FROM YOUR USE OF THE SERVICES OR ANY PRODUCTS PURCHASED THROUGH THE SERVICES.
Section 18 — Indemnification
You agree to indemnify and hold harmless The Grumpy Sound Guy Store, Shopify, and our affiliates from any losses, damages, or claims arising from your breach of these Terms, your violation of any law, or your use of the Services.
Section 19 — Severability
If any provision of these Terms is found unlawful or unenforceable, that provision will be limited to the minimum extent necessary and the remaining Terms will remain in full force.
Section 20 — Waiver; Entire Agreement
These Terms constitute the entire agreement between you and The Grumpy Sound Guy Store regarding the Services and supersede all prior agreements. Failure to enforce any provision does not constitute a waiver.
Section 21 — Assignment
You may not assign or transfer these Terms without our prior written consent. We may assign or transfer these Terms without notice.
Section 22 — Governing Law
These Terms are governed by the laws of the jurisdiction where The Grumpy Sound Guy Store is headquartered. You consent to venue and personal jurisdiction in such courts.
Section 24 — Changes to Terms
We reserve the right to update these Terms at any time. Material changes will be communicated in accordance with applicable law. Your continued use of the Services after changes are posted constitutes acceptance.
Section 25 — Contact
- The Grumpy Sound Guy Store
- Email: seanloughry[at]yahoo.com
- Address: 610 Wagonwheel Rd, Lititz, PA 17543, US